I Love Chakotay

(to the tune of I Love a Piano)


DISCLAIMER: Chakotay, Janeway, and shuttles are ©Paramount.

Irving Berlin wrote the words and music of I Love a Piano. It was sung by, among others, the wondrous Judy Garland in the film Easter Parade (Ah, they don't make 'em like that anymore). If you're not familiar with the original song, click here. The words of I Love Chakotay are ©me (Tricia Donovan) 2000.
RATING: [G]


I love Chakotay, I love Chakotay
I love his warm and winning smile.
And, oh, those dimples, those flashing dimples,
Those dimples simply drive me wild.

I'd like to beam him to some new Eden
I'd love to run my fingers through his hair, and ev'rywhere.

And in a shuttle I'd like to cuddle
When his shift's done for the day
Forgetting Janeway, and the inane way
She's always pushing him away

So you can keep your Spock and your Riker, Will
Give me Chak-oh-oh-oh-tay, he's my thrill.
I'd like to date him, assimilate him
On a starship far away.


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